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75 of the Funniest Disney Jokes

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Who doesn’t love a good joke? And for Disney lovers, a Disney-inspired joke brings even more joy and laughter. Let’s embark on a journey through the enchanting realm of Disney jokes, unearthing the funniest and most beloved quips that will leave you grinning from ear to ear.

So, fasten your seatbelts and get ready for a ride filled with laughter as we tell some Disney-inspired jokes the whole family will love!

Classic Disney Jokes

Mickey Mouse at the entrance of Disneyland.
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First let’s look at fun-filled jokes inspired by some of the classic Disney movies and characters!

Q: Why is Peter Pan always flying?
A: Because he Neverlands.

Q: Why did Mickey Mouse become an astronaut?
A: He wanted to visit Pluto.

Q: Why is Quasimodo a good detective?
A: He always has a hunch.

Q: Why did the cookie go to see Doc McStuffins?
A: Because it was feeling crumby.

Q: What did the rapper Lil John say when he visited Disneyland?
A: Turn down for Walt.

Q: How did Mickey feel when he first saw Minnie?
A: It was glove at first sight.

Q: Why did Mickey Mouse get hit with a snowball?
A: Because Donald ducked.

Q: What kind of car does Minnie Mouse drive?
A: A Minnie van.

Q: What does Olaf eat for breakfast?
A: Snowflakes

Q: What does Daisy Duck say when buying lipstick?
A: Put it on my bill.

Q: Which Disney character can count the highest?
A: Buzz Lightyear – he can count to infinity and beyond.

Q: Why did Goofy wear two pairs of pants to go golfing?
A: He heard he could get a hole in one.

Q: What does Winnie the Pooh call his girlfriend?
A: Hunny.

Q: What is Peter Pan’s favorite restaurant?
A: Wendy’s.

Q: When does Donald Duck wake up?
A: At the quack of dawn.

Q: What is Tarzan’s favorite Christmas carol?
A: Jungle Bells

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Princess Themed Disney Jokes

Rapunzel and Flynn Rider can inspire some fun Disney jokes.

The Disney princess lovers in your family will love these Princess themed Disney jokes! I know our princess loves telling them!

Q: Why is Cinderella so bad at soccer?
A: Because she runs away from the ball!

Q: Which princess would make the best judge?
A: Snow White, because she is the fairest of them all.

Q: Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
A: Because she will “Let it go, let it go…”

Q: Why didn’t Anna and Elsa’s parents teach them the whole alphabet?
A: They got lost at “C”.

Q: Why is Gaston the most peaceful Disney villain?
A: Because he won the No-Belle prize.

Q: Why does Ariel wear seashells?
A: Because D shells are too big and B shells are too small.

Q: Which Disney princess is a cow’s favorite?
A: Moo-lan

Q: Who won the princess race?
A: Rapunzel… by a hair.

Q: Why did Ariel throw peanut butter into the sea?
A: To go with the jellyfish.

Q: Why is Cinderella so bad at sports?
A: Because her coach is a pumpkin.

Q: What did Rapunzel say when she made it through a long tunnel?
A: And at last I see the light!

Q: How does the Little Mermaid wash her clothes?
A: She uses Tide.

Q: What did Snow White call her chicken?
A: Egg White

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Star Wars Themed Disney Jokes

Storm Troopers line up in Disneyland's Rise of the Resistance. They inspire some Star Wars themed Disney jokes.

Star Wars lovers will love sharing these Star Wars themed Disney jokes!

Q: What do you call a droid that likes to take the scenic route?
A: R2-Detour

Q: How does Luke Skywalker get through the forest?
A: Ewoks

Q: What do Jedi use to open PDF files?
A: Adobe Wan Kenobi

Q: Why is Yoda a great gardener?
A: He has green thumbs!

Q: What did Leia say after planting trees?
A: May the forest be with you.

Q: Why did Anakin cross the road?
A: To get to the dark side.

Q: What kind of car does Luke Skywalker drive?
A: A Toy-Yoda

Q: What do you call Chewbacca when he gets chocolate in his fur?
A: A chocolate chip Wookie.

Q: What do you call a bounty hunter from the south?
A: Bubba Fett.

Q: Which Star Wars character works in a restaurant?
A: Darth Waiter.

Q: What did the rancor say after eating a wookie?
A: Mmmmm chewie.

Q: Where do Gungans store their jelly?
A: In Jar-Jars.

Q: Where did Luke Skywalker buy his new arm?
A: At the second-hand store.

Q: Why was the droid angry?
A: Because people kept pushing its buttons.

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Marvel Themed Disney Jokes

Tony Stark can offer up some funny Disney jokes.

If your family are Marvel fans like mine, you will find these Marvel-themed Disney jokes right up your alley!

Q: Who is Thor’s favorite rapper?
A: MC Hammer

Q: Which Avenger is always in a hurry?
A: The Black Widow. She’s Russian.

Q: Why did Spiderman join the swim team?
A: He had webbed feet.

Q: Why are Avengers so handy with tools?
A: They are always assembling.

Q: Why does Thor’s brother not make a good impression at parties?
A: He’s very low-key.

Q: What do you get when Ironman takes off his suit?
A: Stark-naked.

Q: What is always missing from Tony Stark’s kitchen?
A: The pepper pots.

Q: Which Marvel character is the most ready for summer?
A: Tan-os.

Q: What’s the Avenger’s favorite day of the week?
A: Thorsday

Q: How does the Hulk make extra money?
A: He flips cars.

Q: What did Ironman say to Antman?
A: Don’t bug me.

Q: What does Hawkeye wear with his suit?
A: A bow tie.

Q: Why is Thanos so crazy?
A: He snapped.

Q: What would you get if you crossed Captain America with the Hulk?
A: Star-Spangled Banner.

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Disney Dad Jokes

Dopey is the butt of many Disney jokes.
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Who doesn’t love a good, cheesy Dad joke? And if your dad is a Disney Dad, you will love these Disney-themed Dad jokes for sure!

Q: What do you call the Disneyland Railroad when it sneezes?
A: A choo choo train.

Q: What did the 101 Dalmations say after dinner?
A: That hit the spot.

Q: How does the ocean say hello to Ariel?
A: It waves.

Q: What do Disney character’s like to eat?
A: Mickey D’s

Q: What happens when Olaf throws a temper tantrum?
A: He melts down.

Q: Which fairy says no to showers?
A: Stinker-belle.

Q: Why does Jessie ride Bullseye?
A: Because he’s too heavy to carry.

Q: How is duct tape like the force?
A: It has a dark side, a light side, and it binds the galaxy together.

Q: Why did Bambi see the dentist?
A: He had buck teeth.

Q: How does Baloo catch fish without a pole?
A: He uses his bear hands.

Disney Puns

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Check out our collection of punny Disney joke puns and one-liners! They will be sure to leave you in Stitch-es!

I watch Aladdin once in Abu moon.

If you watch the Lion King closely, you’ll notice lots of Simba-lism!

Captain Hook is single-handedly my favorite Disney villain.

What Disney princess is the funniest? Ra-PUN-zel

I finally saw Avenger’s Endgame yesterday. It was about time.

Hello. Is it Smee you’re looking for?

I love Disney! So take everything I say with a grain of Walt.

Simba was walking too slowly so I told him to Mufasa.

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Conclusion: The Funniest Disney Jokes

We’ve come to the end of our Disney journey! I hope you found these clever Disney jokes as amusing as we did.

Disney jokes possess an extraordinary power—the power to transport us to a world where worries melt away, and laughter reigns supreme. So, the next time you find yourself in need of a little magic, remember the Disney jokes that made you smile. After all, as Walt Disney himself said, “Laughter is timeless, imagination has no age, and dreams are forever.”

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